My Beloved Dictionary (MBD)

Me : excuse me, could you help me to translate this word?

Mr. A : Sorry, I'm busy now. You can ask to Mrs. B.

Me : excuse me madam....

Mrs. B : oh, I think the meaning of this word is hmm... xxx, maybe yyy, or zzz. I don't know surely. You can ask to Mr. C.

Me : Excuse me sir...

Mr. C : sorry, I really don't know this word. Please ask to Mrs. D, she is the smartest here.

Me : excuse me...

Mrs. D : I’d helped you to translate some words before. Well, stop asking me many questions again. I'm bored.

Me : excuse me. Do you know what the meaning this word?

MBD : Sure, look at me.

Me : thanks, I just found it. May I ask you again?

MBD : Of course.

Me : wow, I found it again. Sorry it's the last word that I ask to you.

MBD : Don't worry dude, you can ask me all word which you got difficulty to understand it.

Me : thank a lot of your kindness.

MBD : Don't mention it. I'm be created to answer your questions.

Me : Really?

MBD : Yep.

Me : you are a good friend. BTW, would you like to eat something?

MBD : No, thanks.

Me : I think you don't eat anything yet. Don't be shy, please?

MBD : I really needn't it.

Me : why?

MBD : Because I'm only A DICTIONARY.

Me : hahaha... you are right. I don't think that I'm a normal man if I give you some food or drink.