Kamis, 22 September 2011

I don't think that I'm mad

X : Hi.

Me : Hello.

X : How are you?

Me : Kitty.

X : What?

Me : I just wanna say 'Hello Kitty'.

X : Why did you say like that?

Me : Because my friend loves it so much.

X : Are you so?

Me : Nope.

X : Oh I see, how is your day today?

Me : What language do you want me to answer it?

X : It's up to you.

Me : Amari yokunai desu.

X : what language did you say?

Me : Japanese.

X : what does it mean? Please translate in English.

Me : ok, it means that I'm not too good.

X : do you like Japanese?

Me : yep.

X : why?

Me : their cultures are very unique.

X : what else?

Me : many.

X : do you like Japanese girls?

Me : no comment...!

X : oh.

Me : ho.

X : why do you feel not good today?

Me : I've lost my opportunities, I escaped from my thermodynamic class, my careless made my friends worry, and I bought an expensive food when I don't really need it.

X : I hope you will be OK soon.

Me : Gracias.

X : what does it mean?

Me : Merci.

X : I don't understand.

Me : danke, bedank, shukran Jazeelan, doumo, xie-xie, hvala, tesekkur ederim, gamsa hamnida, salamat po, shukriya, ...

X : shut up young man!!! Please use a language that I know.

Me : sure, mator sakalangkon.

X : what language is it?

Me : Madurese.

X : it sounds good. I will ask my madurese friend about this word..

Me : please, good luck!!! hehehe :D

My Beloved Dictionary (MBD)

Me : excuse me, could you help me to translate this word?

Mr. A : Sorry, I'm busy now. You can ask to Mrs. B.

Me : excuse me madam....

Mrs. B : oh, I think the meaning of this word is hmm... xxx, maybe yyy, or zzz. I don't know surely. You can ask to Mr. C.

Me : Excuse me sir...

Mr. C : sorry, I really don't know this word. Please ask to Mrs. D, she is the smartest here.

Me : excuse me...

Mrs. D : I’d helped you to translate some words before. Well, stop asking me many questions again. I'm bored.

Me : excuse me. Do you know what the meaning this word?

MBD : Sure, look at me.

Me : thanks, I just found it. May I ask you again?

MBD : Of course.

Me : wow, I found it again. Sorry it's the last word that I ask to you.

MBD : Don't worry dude, you can ask me all word which you got difficulty to understand it.

Me : thank a lot of your kindness.

MBD : Don't mention it. I'm be created to answer your questions.

Me : Really?

MBD : Yep.

Me : you are a good friend. BTW, would you like to eat something?

MBD : No, thanks.

Me : I think you don't eat anything yet. Don't be shy, please?

MBD : I really needn't it.

Me : why?

MBD : Because I'm only A DICTIONARY.

Me : hahaha... you are right. I don't think that I'm a normal man if I give you some food or drink.

The Favorite Color

Mr Q : do you have a favorite color?

Me : sure.

Mr Q : what is that?

Me : It's blue.

Mr Q : can you tell me the reason?

Me : Sorry, it's secret.

Mr Q : why?

Me : nothing.

Mr Q : what else?

Me : They are Red, green, white, black, yellow, purple, and pink.

Mr Q : well, you love all color, don't you?

Me : of course. Because just one color is not enough to create a rainbow.

George Gershwin

George gershwin was born in New york city in 1898. He became one of America's greatest composers. He is known for his beautiful, exiting concert pieces, as well as for the popular music he wrote for plays and movies.

George was one of the first composers to mix symphonic music with popular music of the day. He came up with a whole new american sound. At the time george was born, america didn't really have a serious classical music style of its own. Most american composers borrowed ideas from great european composers, like beetoven, bach, and chopin.

There was a new kind of popular music, though, that was very American. It was called jazz. Jazz was invented by African-American musicians, who used ideas from lots of different styles of music. They often combined work songs from slave times and religious folk songs (called spirituals) with an exciting beat and rhythm. Two other styles of music that helped make up jazz were ragtime and blues. The musicians made up most of the music as they went along, and played the way they felt at the moment. Because of this, notes were never written down, and pieces never sounded exactly the same way twice.

When George was little, new york city was a pretty rough and tough place to grow up in. Neighborhoods were crowded and there weren't many parks or playgrounds around, so kids had to play in the streets. George enjoyed playing street hockey and stickball. He learned to fight pretty well, too, and he was one of the best roller skaters around.

George didn't seem to have much of an interest in music until one day when he was seven or eight years old. George was roller-skating through a neighborhood in new york called Harlem. Harlem was filled with restaurants and clubs where jazz bands played. George never forgot the exciting, lively beat of the music.
He often roller-skated or hitched rides back to Harlem, just so he could sit outside of restaurants and clubs and listen.

A short time later, George heard some classical violin music. He loved the beautiful sound. The kids in George's neighborhood thought only nerds were interested in music.

George didn't care what anyone thought. After that day, he decide he would learn everything he could about music right away.

George started going to free concerts, where he enjoyed listening to classical music. He even experimented with making up his own songs on a friend's piano.
When George was twelve, a wonderful thing happened. His parents bought a piano. It was really for George's older brother, Ira. Everyone in the family was very surprised when George started playing the piano as soon as he saw it.

George was lucky to find excellent piano teachers when he started taking lessons. By the time he was fifteen, he was good enough to get a job playing the piano at a company that wrote songs and printed sheet music. It was in an area of new york city called tin pan alley. Singers and other show-business people would stop by to listen to new songs for their acts. It was about the only way someone could hear a new song, since there weren't any radios yet, and most people didn't have record players. George got to meet some famous people, like Fred Astaire and his sister, Adele. Sometimes George played his own songs for them.

George's songs were so lively and fun to listen to that it wasn't long before one of them became a big hit. It was called "swanee." a famous singer of the day, Al Jolson, heard George play "Swanee" at a party and decided to sing it in his Broadway show. From then on, George found it easier to get job writing his own music, instead of just playing the music of other composers.

George sometimes asked his brother, Ira, to write words for his songs. Even though George and Ira were very different types of people, hardly anyone worked better together when it came to making music. George and Ira both enjoyed painting, too. Next to writing music, painting was George's favorite thing to do.